Thursday, August 4, 2011

Has this ever happened to anyone?

so i had the weirdest night ever. it all started in the afternoon after my friend left and i couldn't find the USB connector for my wireless mouse which i used for my computer all the time. so i was freaking out, i could not find it anywhere. i knew it was under the bed but i couldn't see it at all, anywhere. so to start off, i was in a terrible mood. i was mad, is was hot, i was exhausted after no sleeping for a long time, and i just felt like crap. but with that aside, i was gonna re organize my room, but judging by how tired i was... I didn't really want to. Here's where my day gets exciting... I go to the kitchen because i am hungry and guess what i found in the fridge... A 4-pack of redbulls!!! okay don't freak out, i only drank two of em... chugged i mean, one after another. it was fun! so i went back to my room and suddenly i felt a huge burst of energy. i felt like i knew everything. with my superior and supernatural knowledge i took off my shirt because it was hot... but that was not enough. i was naked, reorganizing my room. what did i have to lose? my hair was also getting annoying so i tied a headband around it, suddenly not only did i look like a naked Rambo, i felt like a naked Rambo! god, i felt so amazing! so with my new super human strength, i picked up my mattress from one side and pushed it over the bed to my wall. then i did the same with the other two mini mattresses under it. My, my... I never knew i was that powerful. then came the metal supporter thingies, i took those apart and set them in the backyard to throw away later, and WALA! my new room is set up. (oh and i found my USB connector but i didn't care!) My new room basically has the mattress on the floor and the other two little mattresses surrounding it like a little play pen :D holy s*** man this was the best night ever! so still naked, i started to roll around in my new bed, not having the fear or worries that it was gonna collapse or anything. it was so fun for a while but then i got bored and started rambling to my dad about how Obama is a terrible president... no i wasn't arguing. i was yelling every single thing i said. He started to get annoyed so i went into my room, called a couple of friends, (still yelling) and then i layed down in the dark. ahhh... my room was so dark and so comfortable and quiet... i was kinda disappointed that she didn't text me yet so i felt a little sad/mad but ehh it was nothing. everything started feeling weird though, i was getting tired from the red bull and my body started feeling like it was out of this world. i just leisurely got up and went to the kitchen to make me a milkshake but it was terrible and i spit it all out. I'm like, come on man! wake up you're daydreaming! and i was! hahaha. so i roll back over, seeing a text message from her "hey babe are you still awake?" and thinking of what to text her back... well you know what? after that 5 second incident where i went to the kitchen and i was actually day dreaming, the house got really quiet and everyone seemed to be asleep. i was like, wow everyone went to sleep pretty quick at 9. so i check the time and WHAT THE ****???????? SINCE WHEN IS IT FOUR IN THE MORNING?? I WAS ONLY ASLEEP FOR LIKE 4 MINUTES MAN! so i feel like ****, wasted all night dreaming about spitting out a milkshake when i could've been talking to someone i love. It was the weirdest feeling ever, i just roll over and 8 hours went by! i didn't mean to fall asleep or plan on it, i didn't even close my eyes, i just layed there, texting like i usually am. then it's four in the morning. i can't stop emphasizing how quickly my night passed. so unrestful! i don't feel rested at all, i feel the same i did before i fell asleep. i don't even feel like i fell asleep at all, i swear! i feel like i just somehow time traveled 8 hours into the future and i'm still tired as hell. -.- well i hope she isn't mad at me, that's all i'm worried about. and remember how i told you i was naked? well i woke up completely clothed after falling asleep with no clothes on...

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